Your friend leaves the glove compartment open
Your friend returns calls from other peoples phones so you can never reach them, and then when you call that person's phone, they yell at you because you're not their friend, you're friends with your friend who's their friend who called from their phone, and why won't they just call you from their own phone dammit??
Your friend didn't take off their shoes before jumping on your stomach
The umbrellas covered in blood
You always bring the tennis racquets but your friend never brings the tennis balls
You always bring the tennis racquets but your friend is on trial for manslaughter
Arguing over the name of a lame blog
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