I am a famous contortionist
I am your local weatherman
I look just like that notorious serial killer
For the last 25 year I have hosted "Wheel of Fortune."
Most of us Lithuanians look similar.
I'm the under-appreciated cook at Applebee's, asshole
You probably saw me leading the Memorial Day parade in 1997. Where do you want my autograph?
I am Tom Hanks' nephew, the one he wrote the movie Big about
I haunt you in your nightmares
I'm that douchebag from the Oreck vacuum commercials
I'm in a few adult films. I'm also your pediatrician.
I am your wife
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