What's Worse?

Someone who loves George W. Bush, or someone who hates Barack Obama?

Someone who doesn't like the Beatles, or someone who's favorite Beatle is Ringo?

Someone who masturbates in their own feces, or someone who masturbates in someone else's blood?

Nicknames for My Fists

Lefty McSproket
Arthur Cambridge

Mr. Belvedere
Bobby's Girl

The Mormon Tabernacle Choir

Geordi La Forge (while wearing brass knuckles)
Angela Landsbury as Jessica Fletcher