Signs that your son may grow up to be a serial killer:
He often misspells words
He can’t tie his shoes unless he pretends the laces are
bunny ears
He has the “Serial Killer Gene” according to the genetic
test he performed on himself
He can get bloodstains out with Mr. Bubbles
His fingerprints match the suspect’s
His inadequacies and failures are constantly ridiculed by
his parents
He wets the bed, typically by using orange juice
He’s abusive to the same animals you are abusive to
He’s already killed once, and has hinted that he’ll kill
again
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