What you don't want to hear or say during lovemaking

I want to take you back in time

Let’s go into the forest

You make me think of fruit

Did you just slobber on me?

I wish were in the room

I'm gonna give you the giggles

The last time I did this I was in jail

I can suck that slobber back up, if you want

That feels like sandpaper

Let's be folksingers

You’re so soft and mushy

You kiss like a jackal. A red jackal.

We lurk in the shadows